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On the lighter side, we have Keith Olbermann with some commentary on the arrest of ShamWow spokesperson Vince Shlomi. There's also footage of a rabid bobcat entering a bar in Arizona and biting the 1 patron stupid enough to chase it around and antagonize it.
The Smoking Gun is reporting that Vince Shlomi was arrested last month in South Beach, Miami, Florida for felony battery of a prostitute, Sasha Harris after she bit his tongue and would not let go. Had she only succeeded in severing his offensive organ, we would never again be forced to hear this on CNBC.
Sasha Harris in mugshots from 2005 and 2008.