AUDIO: Cop Calls 911 After Eating Too Many Pot Brownies

'Hurry up, I think we're dying.'

The officer apparently stole the weed from evidence and after this incident resigned from the department.

Comments

[Howard T. Lewis III]

I would have paid good money to be the attending physician who saw the need for direct intervention to save this poor fellow from the looming 'Death Train to Hell'. I really could have helped. Honest.

[Backgammon]

What a Dumb Shit! What is the score on the Red Wings Game?

The whole world is passing you, Idiot!

[dee dee]

thanks for laughs. There there. Don't worry Mr. Sanchez. You will arrest somebody for holdiing marijuana and take all of his/her assets so you can bake more brownies. We are in good hands.

[Cheyenne]

"I think we're dead... Time is going by really, really, really, really slow... What time is it? What's the score of the Red Wings game--I want to make sure I'm not having some type of hallucination... My mother-in-law just got here too."

Note to self: do NOT eat the entire batch of pot brownies in one sitting, or Mr. Creeper WILL show up.

[chiller]

I don't know who's more ridiculous...the 911 douche bag or the cop who rats his pussified self out....we need more cops like this guy...NOT!