Cop Calls 911 After Eating Too Many Pot Brownies: "I Think I'm Dying" (Audio)

This is hilarious.

Some of you have undoubtedly heard this before.  The officer apparently stole the marijuana from evidence and after this incident resigned from the department.

Comments

[skip barker]

she ask him if the gun was in the back bedroom, or the front how did she know this? he did not mention anything about the rooms or layout of the house.

[Texas Dar]

I guess when you get yr Gun n Badge, you have to prove "Low Life" to qualify for the job.........mommy help'ed me on the Q Word tonight......?

Dont want no good smart people on the Dept. recking the image............Dont want no smart cops draggin us low life cops down.

oBAMA is counting on us union low life to bash heads in becouse these kids have woak up, and we need to stomp them down..................

We are the Brown Shirts for oBAMA, we will stopm them "MF's" down for you, sir...............

When they get home from a hard days work, come-on, we need to unwind, dont we.....................Im as Stupid as the next guy with a "Gun & Badge"..........................


You Low Life, need to get a life.............Aaaaaaaa, Hello............a who is on top "Pissing On Us" and telling us, its raining out side................................."Hello"..........................Its Piss, ......?

[LibertyTreeBud]

I think the only thing the guy didn't provide to the police department was a urine sample and DNA swab. I bet he is glad he blurted out all that incriminating evidence against himself and his wife in minute detail, again and again.

[WTF]

@Taxes Dar, you sound like you have some issues with English in general and spell check. How about you work on those problems before you worry about others. Okay? Thanks!

[Texas Dar]

WTF .....................?

Im about as dumb as a bucket of rocks sittin in a mud puddle, in the middle of a rain storm, 12 mi. north of the Arkansa State Line.........right in the hart of the Ozark Mtns.

You would be right when you say i dont spell like smart people, for Fuc*in Sure.......You would be right when you say i dont talk like smart people like you.

You would be "Spot On" when you say I cant make a """senantance""", like you smart people. 50% of the time I misspell words becouse in my Little Lyme Brain, they look better the way I spell-em........

Im a Country Music Entertainer, and work the croud in very funny ways, but I am a bad speller. Your the guy I pray is settin in the front row, with a 1,000 seat theater. You WILL be a part of the show........

I was born in Texas.........Growed Up in "Sconsin"/.....................and I live in the "Holler" beneith the Big Ridge to the W-S-E. Its a clear shot to the North.......The Revanooners dont stand a chance beatting me to my still.........."LoL".....!

The last guy i had this much fun with was Gobie. He could realy Dish It Out, and I realy worked him. Its all for the Free Entertainmemt for DB's crowd..........?

I love people like you.....( "Spellin Police" ) yr a Pain in the Ass.........You focous so much on stupid people like Dar, making sure you tell your self how Fuc*ing Smart, you are, you miss the most imporant point...........We have a country to save here "Sir".....!

I would not seguest you leave the DB, its got the most truth out thAre.........( "thAre" ) thats Hillbilly-Talk......! I would sugest you stick a round and become a family member........Were a great bunch....

Im a Fixin to be lookin for yr reply, Sir.... I realy do have "Lymes, plus 5 more deisease from 2 tick bites. I had to shut down my country music show, lay off 10 people, park my tour bus, try and find out why i cant get out of bed back in 1992.........

I now sit home 24/7 watching the world get to go to work, yes, I was a work-a-haullic.........? Im now a guy that lost everything, but it Will Not Take My Spirt...............!

But , WTF, you are right, 85% are misspelled words. The rest is just Yankin-Yr-Chain.........Now im Fixin to have me a nother drink, Ya'll want me to Scrub One Up Fer Ya......?

To bad ya dont like old country, I got some good ones on MySpace, bluegrass too......! WTF, Thank You Sir, you made my day ?

[another observer]

In my half century of associations, experiences and observations of police officers and DEA agents, across many different departments and states, I'll offer this; This audio clip represents an accurate example of the dis-information AND mis-information campaign in their basic training.
For ANY government professional to be as naive and uneducated in biological-chemistry so as to buy into the propagandized dangers of recreational drugs versus the actual toxic dangers of Pharmaceutical Industry drugs is simply irresponsible.
Based on events such as this, AND my interactions and conversations with MANY "professionals" from MANY fields; I have long since and will continue to take responsibility by formulating MY OWN opinions concerning ANY topic that concerns MY own, or MY family's welfare. I find that our government's poor 100 year track record for solving America's issues proves that their concerns are simply NOT in our better interests. They have squandered our trust and so now, our system is in need of "radical" change, thank you.

[Richard]

I've eaten too many before and it is uncomfortable. It won't kill you though . Ha , Ha !

[me]

@Texas Dar
Wow you're a fuckin moronic inbred.

[Jojo]

When making Brownies most people's instinct is that there isn't enough pot in the mixture/batter, and/or, that your pot will will be less potent when the pot is heated. Now imagine how after about 20 minutes of "Not feeling anything" you decide to "Eat more" and at that point you totally screwed up! Eating pot is a whole different ball game. The buzz doesn't hit until later than most people want to wait, and it's not instant like smoking. You also don't need as much (Like a vaporizer if vaporized correctly) The result was correctly stated in a previous post as "Uncomfortable" making matters worst is strength of todays hybrids in marijuana - they will kick a non smokers ass - let alone two people who decides to EAT a QT (Quarter ounce).

As far as the comments in the Video.... Looks like some 16yr old still hates his mommy and daddy - wow! real issues with authority figures. Yes... he's a cop. It was his "Off time". Being a cop is just a job. They have the right to the same liberties as the rest of us. By judging him were worse than the "Team America police" for Christs sake. Shiet! I think this makes him a pretty cool cop. Also, for those who actually know.. His wife takes 6 Vicodin for an auto accident - Those are one step above aspirin for pain. We treat them like heroine these days. In the 70s it was Codine doctors gave patients for pain - Pills X 3 every 4 hours "As needed". It's the DEA that has brain washed us on this war on prescription medication in our homes. The only thing that makes this guy a moron is calling 911 instead a stoner friend to share.