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Sunday
Apr102016

Good Lord, Do We Really Want Another President Who Can't Pour A Beer?

HILLARY IS A NORMAL HUMAN PERSON

Earlier this week she was just a regular gal taking a ride on the NYC subway. This is a calculated attempt by her campaign to soften her image. The problem for Robbie Mook and the rest of her handlers is that it's not working. She comes off looking clumsy and unctuous when she interacts with actual people. And there's little they can do about it, though they haven't given up trying. So expect even more of the Hillary Normalization Tour on the way to November.

 

LISTEN CAREFULLY

Hillary tours a brewery in Wisconsin last week. She says something like:

Oh, I've drunk a lot of beer...

No kidding Hills, just check out the google image result for "Hillary Clinton beer"...

 

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Yes! The Google link proves that Hillary did do something as Secretary of State. She drank and danced her way around the globe. Speaking of Presidential Candidates, have you heard about the flood of Liberals moving to Canada?

The Burgeoning Canadian Immigration Problem

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose farm borders North Dakota. "The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free range chicken. When I told him I didn't have any, he angrily left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal American aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them nonetheless. He then installed 5,000 Watt loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the border, but they just keep on coming.

Canadian officials are particularly concerned about American smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, promising them that they will be delivered to safe haven in Canada. They pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the batteries die. "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though, and some kale chips, but they wouldn't share."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly fearing retribution from conservatives, who will make them work instead of providing entitlements. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the 1950s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on the Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," the official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying up all the hip hop CDs, and renting all of the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't absorb and support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many inept art and history majors does one country need?" Eh?
Apr 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM | Unregistered CommenterBackgammon
Not ironically, according to progressive blog Kos, the Canadian and Irish governments have risen the bar for citizenship.
Apr 9, 2016 at 8:08 PM | Unregistered Commenterskinflint
We don't have a president now and haven't had one since Andrew Jackson. All the so-called 'Presidents' now are nothing more than actors who are propped up by the plutocrats to do their bidding. The entire voting thing is a farce... a huge scam on the public.
Apr 9, 2016 at 10:53 PM | Unregistered CommenterJim Yost
Philip K. Dick wrote about cyborgs, replicants, robots and clones for 30 years without ever once describing anything as painfully wooden as Hillary's attempt to imitate a human life form.
Apr 9, 2016 at 11:08 PM | Unregistered CommenterCheyenne
Hatin on Hillary. Funny stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ObhB750-B4#t=44
Apr 10, 2016 at 12:31 AM | Unregistered Commenterskinflint
That was great. I'll probably post it. I have a few Bill Burr clips lined up.
Apr 10, 2016 at 1:15 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
just like that beer, she's all foam and no substance
Apr 10, 2016 at 1:58 AM | Unregistered CommenterTommy Boye
Here she is AGAIN playing the "I am just a silly little girl" game ...
Her ENTIRE CAMPAIGN is based on BIGOTED SEXISM and "WHITE FEMALE PRIVILEGE ENTITLEMENT". Hillary's only argument for election is "I am Hillary Clinton I have a VAGINA and I am ENTITLED" Yet while demanding Feminism support HER, she's the most berated, humiliated, degraded and abused wife of them all!!! And she still, "...stands by her man"! What an insult to feminist of the world!!!No programs or ideas .... she even CLAIMS to not be able to comprehend MODERN TECHNOLOGY ..... how could she be president when she cannot understand technology? THEN this "feminist" plays the "I am just a SILLY LITTLE GIRL" card ......
Apr 10, 2016 at 9:18 AM | Unregistered CommenterAlbert
Thanks DB, didn't know where the original link started. It was sent to me in long form and I truly enjoyed it.
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:13 AM | Unregistered CommenterBackgammon
LMAO Hillary unfamiliar with head, in any form.
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:22 AM | Unregistered CommenterRobertsgt40
*hic*
Apr 10, 2016 at 10:24 AM | Unregistered CommenterSwillary
An interesting side note to Huma is the documentary about to come out with a behind the scenes footage of Weiner getting caught in another scandal during his mayoral campaign. Should be fun watching.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/01/24/anthony-weiner-documentary-sundance-interview/
Apr 10, 2016 at 11:14 AM | Unregistered Commenterskinflint
Hillary Helps a Bank and Then It Funnels Millions to the Clintons

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/07/hillary-helps-a-bankand-then-it-pays-bill-15-million-in-speaking-fees/400067/

The Swiss bank UBS is one of the biggest, most powerful financial institutions in the world. As secretary of state, Hillary Clinton intervened to help it out with the IRS. And after that, the Swiss bank paid Bill Clinton $1.5 million for speaking gigs. The Wall Street Journal reported all that and more Thursday in an article that highlights huge conflicts of interest that the Clintons have created in the recent past.


Apr 10, 2016 at 11:40 AM | Unregistered Commenterjohn
BACKGAMMON

Chris Whalen enjoyed it as well. I tweeted the link last night and Whalen retweeted it, so he must have gotten a laugh.
Apr 10, 2016 at 1:52 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Apr 10, 2016 at 3:22 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
She's becoming a parody of herself on VEEP, setting up events with the "normals"
Apr 11, 2016 at 3:33 AM | Unregistered CommenterUbin Veeped

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