INSANE TED: 'It's The Media's Fault I'm Losing To Trump'

CRUZ HAS LOST HIS MIND

Last night in Indiana, Ted Cruz lashed out at the national media for favoring Trump. Cruz fails to consider that the majority of sane Americans, including members of his own family, correctly believe that he's an extremely creepy individual.

HOWDY DOODY TED CRUZ

It's not just that Cruz is a phony. It's that his phoniness is so in your face that I often wonder if it's not some twisted inside joke by his handlers. The most hilarious segments of Ted's manifest fraudulence are his Howdy Doody get-ups. Where in THE HELL does he get those plaid shirts?!

Comments

[DailyBail]

Hat tip to Cheyenne for the Howdy Doody reference earlier. Spot on.

[john]

Hillary taps Al Gore for all women ticket

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hillary-taps-al-gore-for-all-women-ticket-t17899.html

In what many political pundits are calling a "brilliant" and "inspired" move by the Hillary campaign, the former first lady has chosen Al Gore to be the third female vice presidential candidate in electoral history. Back in the spotlight, Al Gore explained how it all happened.

"It was just one of those meetings destined by fate," said Gore. "I was standing in line at the ladies' restroom at Target when all of a sudden I see Hillary in front of me.

[DailyBail]

Great link John. That was some funny shit.

[Cheyenne]

Get a load of the shirt he wore to a shooting range. Judging by the buttons, I'd say Ted left the cummerbund in the limo....

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/e1d5cef57fbdae592bba4b909e4e9accb9a7307b/c=438-388-4616-2749&r=x1683&c=3200x1680/local/-/media/2015/06/20/IAGroup/DesMoines/635704110742254043-0621-Ted-Cruz-Johnston-01.jpg

[pitchfork]

He might have been a crook and a liar, but at least Nixon had that natural, down-home charisma going for him.

[skinflint]

John, Now that funny. Feel the Bern, through Hillary's crotchless depends. That's some sexy shit right there.

[skinflint]

At least Nixon had the good taste to be a Quaker.

[DailyBail]

DC MADAM UPDATE

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-04-26/dc-madam-attorney-says-one-ex-wife-two-ex-girlfriends-have-election-bombshell-records

The Supreme Court’s justices will discuss Friday whether to order a lower court to consider Sibley’s request to modify the gag order. Chief Justice John Roberts refused a request to intervene before Sibley appealed to Justice Clarence Thomas, whose referral of the matter to the full court may be intended to prevent sequential solicitation of justices.

[DailyBail]

Sibley said the bombshell is contained specifically in the Verizon subpoena response. But Dan Moldea, an author and private investigator who worked on the Palfrey case, said he was certain four of the five remaining presidential candidates, with the exception of Cruz, were not on the list, though he said he destroyed his copy of the document.

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-04-26/dc-madam-attorney-says-one-ex-wife-two-ex-girlfriends-have-election-bombshell-records

[Kult Killah]

TOP RIGHT: Is that young woman wearing a prairie dress? Bringin' em' in from the compound now?

----

Why is Ted Cruz hiding his pentecostal past...

While Ted Cruz proudly proclaims he is an Evangelical Christian, his campaign takes pains to hide the truth that Cruz and his pastor father, Rafael Cruz are Pentecostal Christians, a fact further hidden by having Ted and Heidi Cruz’s belong to the congregation of First Baptist Church, a Southern Baptist church in Houston, as their home church.

Heidi Nelson Cruz, Ted’s wife, is the daughter of Seventh-day Adventist missionaries, explaining why she spent part of her childhood traveling with her parents to places like Kenya.

“Ted is the anointed one”

Rafael Cruz is a pastor with Purifying Fire International Ministry, although in January 2014, as Ted Cruz was preparing his presidential swing, Rafael Cruz scrapped the group’s website after various blogs began identifying the ministry as rooted in “a radical Christian ideology known as Dominionism or Christian Reconstructionism.”

Rafael Cruz, at the Pastor Larry Huch’s New Beginnings mega-church in Bedford Texas, outside Dallas, on Aug. 26, 2012, in a Dominionist sermon proclaimed his son, Ted Cruz, to be the “anointed one,” a Dominionist Messiah who would bring God’s law to reign.

http://eastorlandopost.com/ted-cruz-closet-pentecostal#sthash.wLmOTdi4.dpuf

[DailyBail]

Gawker just linked to this Ted Cruz story... Daily Bail is the #10 link called Media.

http://gawker.com/people-places-and-things-you-can-blame-for-donald-tru-1775180922