Jamie Dimon Love Festival Starring Maria Bartiromo

DIMON PUBLIC RELATIONS

Titans Declare: Jamie Dimon Is The Greatest Of All Time

The actual CNBC fellatio doesn't begin until Maria starts talking to her guests at 2:45, though the obsequious quotes from famous CEOs regarding Dimon and JPMorgan that precede her blowjob, should not be missed. This one is a classic, and is further evidence that certain anchors, some more than others, are little more than shills for Wall Street.

And CNBC's ratings just happen to be an unmitigated disaster.

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CNBC Ratings Plunge To Eight Year Lows

According to data from Nielsen Media Research, total viewers as well as the important (25-54) demographic have both fallen to eight-year lows of 216K and 40K - the lowest recorded viewership since mid 2005.

CHART - RATINGS CONTINUE TO FALL AT CNBC

Comments

[Josie]

Thanks for posting, DB. Watching this live was numbing, although I don't know why b/c "Catfish" Buffoonromo never disappoints when fellating her CEO masters. It's even more gross when they are on the set. She is nothing but a giggling, imbecilic gold-digger...

[Cheyenne]

Hallmark Channel porn blows this away.

[chiller]

I felt bile coming up in the back of my throat watching Daria twist and turn like a grub eating its way through fertilizer. Have a strong desire to turn a fire hose on her...

[Backgammon]

THANKS for the "Email Article to Friend". Love it!

Speaking of slimmy gals:


Stephanie Cutter, a former adviser to President Barack Obama, and Ed Gillespie, a former Bush administration official, are providing strategic advice to Bank of America on several issues, including efforts to break up the banks. Morgan Stanley recently hired Michele Davis, a top aide to former Bush administration Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, to help bolster the firm's credibility in Washington

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/10/stephanie-cutter-bank-of-america_n_4255326.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[Sagebrush]

Not just Wall Street, and not just CNBC

Karl points out some other issues.

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?blog=Market-Ticker

[chiller]

Diarea Fartaroma...

[Duane]

Maria spreads her legs every night with one of these jewish bankers...
And has probably literally sucked off Dimon (probably "Diamond") somewhere along the way...
Did you see all the scam artists who are conspiring to rip off the taxpayer (and their great grandchildren...) are all in cahoots with one another...When Maria mentions "Why not blame the regulators..." I LOL... These banks OWN the "Regulators"...
They always did....

[SKINFLINT]

I just got a nose bleed watching this one from my blood pressure hitting the ceiling. I don't know what is worse, watching this, or potus going to Mexico and having the unmitigated gall to stand in front of their citizenry and declaring that the american people are to blame for the carnage of their ongoing civil war without mentioning the FACT that his DOJ was responsible for all the gun running. Oh and the white crusty shit around Marias bulbous lips that flap so godamned bad, that you can't understand what the fuck she is saying, isn't milk.

[SKINFLINT]

Maria is no longer able to ride with the top down for fear her lips will bear her to death. That sound is NOT a Harley.

[Josie]

Now our boy Jamie is whining if he does not stay the big boss(es): I'm leaving! Whaaaaaaaa! What would JPM do without him? Collapse? Wow, the hubris of these CEOs is unbelievable. Maybe Icahn is right about most CEOs-myopic pinheads?

[Backgammon]

Jamie has the Messiah Complex. There is a lot of that going around.

[SKINFLINT]

http://news.yahoo.com/us-dutch-try-deposit-billions-fake-bonds-vatican-215356468.html;_ylt=AwrSyCMkcjdT22UAWyzQtDMD. Another crazy story about guys with counterfeit bonds. Frankly Indont know how often this happens, however, it it does and we do not hear of it, the potential for further debauchery of our fiat currency could have a horrible effect.

[Backgammon]

So excited to see a Daily BAIL in my inbox. Hey Skinflint!

Did you see 60 minutes tonight???? The threads are not up.

Also,

Behind the financial crisis: A fraud investigator talks - CBS ... www.cbsnews.com/.../behind-the-financial-crisis-a-fraud-investigator-talks/
TWO YEARS AGO

[SKINFLINT]

Nah. Don't watch the idiot box to much anymore. Use it to watch movies mostly, and even then it's just plain awful. Have to check it out. Also Maria jumped ship and works at faux news. Saw a headline where she talked about CNBC, but just could not stomach the thought of watching her try to speak.