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Jan062010

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

Video:  Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP -- The Onion

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/3_2_million_unemployed_americans
Jan 6, 2010 at 6:51 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
You are one sick fuck DB. This would only be funny to someone like you.
Jan 6, 2010 at 11:39 PM | Unregistered Commentergobias
i did find parts of it laugh out loud funny...i can't remember the lines...

"the american people will respond when he grunts in their direction..."

"sure, he eats people, but he has positives"
Jan 7, 2010 at 12:44 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
I wonder if him and Cheney go out to dinner.
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:06 AM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
If a similar attempt at humor with a similar slant were done to Obama, the left would scream (wait) go to the hills and scream foul. You leftists are so sensitive when the comedy spotlight shines too bright on you and your ilk. You were like the Islamists over the cartoon of two white cops shooting a monkey for writing the stimulus bill. Showing a monkey was somehow too close to home and seemed to represent something else. DB, you should recognize the glass house you live in and, if nothing else, show some taste. I know you can’t resist anything that that bitch Huffington posts on her site (it may be how you get paid), but as you like to say, REALLY. What has the Onion done to spoof Obama? Something about his teleprompter failing at the dinner table while talking to one of his precocious daughters and his bipolar disorder (more of a spoof on the right and Michael Savage who said that right away of Obama). Hmmm, left wing media outlet. Okay, so you got Onion added to your list of, oh right, you said that you would not be fair and balanced on your site. Good work DB, you are a leftist.

Monkey will be used in most of my posts to help Gomp get through his day.
Jan 7, 2010 at 5:03 PM | Unregistered Commentergobias
Just made me ashamed to be a Democrat, actually. I could only imagine what seeing something (that wasn't even that funny and made no point whatsoever) would make Reagan's widow, Nancy, feel like... And what a bummer that somebody who at least HAD some values and tried to be part of the solution could be so disrespected, and for what?... So you'd have another 3-second 'yuk-yuk' with your next cocktail. Admit it, you're a real douche.
Jan 7, 2010 at 7:00 PM | Unregistered CommenterCallie
geez, people...sensitive, much...

i liked reagan and this didn't offend me in any way....and gobias, we rip democrats and obama with comedy all the time...do a search...ok i just did it for you...

http://dailybail.com/home/daily-bail-comedy-theater-president-obama-is-out-to-lunch.html

http://dailybail.com/home/daily-bail-comedy-short-bernanke-obama-examine-the-patient.html

http://dailybail.com/home/a-daily-bail-original-comedy-obama-wins-the-nobel-peace-priz.html
Jan 7, 2010 at 8:50 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Here are all of the herd animal Gods as zombies, I am an equal opportunity offender. Gotta love the pride that all herd animals show towards the shit they wear proudly on their noses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9T1Jgq0vWo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3bBx5TGinI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeAtozc418k


This last one is just for you Nikko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7H9AU5L9Bs

The menace we face today (Osama) was engineered by this hero. Be sure to watch the last two minutes carefully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSuLvMWRgoc&feature=related

http://www.slate.com/id/2102243/

Communism is not dead, and fanatisism has been gaining ground for two decades no matter who is in the drivers seat, while Reagan gets credit for "eliminating" it. These terrorists were equiped, trained, and taught to fight modern armies by us. All have been responsible for where we are at. Yellow Socialism or red Socialism, they both meet at the same place in the end.

Left of me.

Our nation has been sold out since 1913 by every administration and the few that have tried to warn us within the system by both parties have been austrasized or killed.

And there have only been a few...

And the dollar has fallen no matter who is in office with the exception of the Depression as a result of the immaculate deception.
Partyism and cronyism are all part of the distraction. Two parties, yellow and red seeking the same Communitarian ideals..


http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0001519.html
Jan 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
Great post Ken.
Jan 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM | Unregistered Commentergobias
DB, you should recognize the glass house you live in and, if nothing else, show some taste. I know you can’t resist anything that that bitch Huffington posts on her site (it may be how you get paid), but as you like to say, REALLY. What has the Onion done to spoof Obama? Something about his teleprompter failing at the dinner table while talking to one of his precocious daughters and his bipolar disorder (more of a spoof on the right and Michael Savage who said that right away of Obama). Hmmm, left wing media outlet. Okay, so you got Onion added to your list of, oh right, you said that you would not be fair and balanced on your site. Good work DB, you are a leftist.

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gobias...seriously...you put on your pretty panties everytime i post something you don't like...stop crying...we don't get paid by huffington..hell they don't even pay their own writers...we get paid by no one currently though we are finalizing a deal with an AD network so you will see some ADs soon...

and for the last time, this was comedy...relax....

and finally, you're right, i'm a leftist...

i believe that man-made global warming is bullshit...

that the global, environmental movement is controlled by former communists who infiltrated the european green parties and have grown from there....

i believe that federal, state and local governments should be REDUCED by 50% across the board and then we can talk about further cuts...

i support balanced budgets EVEN in recession...don't buy the keynesian claptrap about gov't pending during a recession...

thre's more but i'm sure i have provided enough proof that i'm squarely to the left of center politically...
Jan 11, 2010 at 10:35 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7H9AU5L9Bs

gompers this was extremely funny...most i've laughed in weeks...
Jan 11, 2010 at 12:49 PM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
Glad you liked it, that is why I laugh so hard when people talk about monkeys, I keep getting this visual. Seems some of the boys have been a might stressed out.

Did you like the other zombies?
Jan 11, 2010 at 2:36 PM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
The funny thing about this video is the truth that lies beneath it--which is an essential element in all great satire. At this point, the republican party WOULD do better with the zombie of a well-loved past leader than they are doing now. They are weak enough in their current message as to require some charismatic personality to lead them. That's why they love Palin. They also had high hopes for Micheal Steele (he's handsome, plus the resonance of his name alone should have propelled him to a certain degree of success), but he's somewhat of a letdown. They are grasping at straws for lack of substance and unity.

Reagan was a paradox. No one can deny he was magnetic, warm, funny, 'patriotic' (whatever that means, I guess), and that rarity, a natural born leader--the kind of guy people are drawn to admire. But as Gompers pointed out, he did not always stand up for honor and justice, AND he presided over the greatest increase in the size and scope of government in our history (up until that time)--all while charming the socks off the world with his talk of small government. In many ways he was the most dangerous type of leader.
Jan 11, 2010 at 6:07 PM | Unregistered CommenterSonic Ninja Kitty
Politics does tend to attract the most unsavory among us. The sin of the "father" is always passed on to the "child".

All are responsible, History does not lie, politicians do.
Jan 11, 2010 at 7:24 PM | Unregistered CommenterS. Gompers
yes the zombies were funny as well...

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snk...insightful comments about reagan...great leader, flawed leader, who made many mistakes and had successes as well...

my comments were more personal...just as you wrote...charming, charismatic....

he was the first republican 1 my maternal grandmother ever voted for...she trusted him...
Jan 12, 2010 at 11:29 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail
and your overall point about a lack of current leaders is quite true...and that is what made it funny...

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here's someone new...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1209/30714.html
Jan 12, 2010 at 11:31 AM | Registered CommenterDailyBail

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